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Joke of the Day

 
     
 

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

 
     
     
     
 

Word of the Day

 
  kibitz
(intransitive verb)
[KIB-its]

1. to give advice when it is not wanted, especially to someone playing a game; interfere: "Don't kibitz at your little brother, even if his behavior is illogical to you."
2. to chat
noun form: kibitzer

Origin
Approximately 1927; from Yiddish, 'kibitsen': to offer gratuitous advice as an outsider; from German, 'kiebitzen': to look on at cards, to kibitz, originally in thieves' cant, to visit, from 'Kiebitz': a shore bird (European pewit, lapwing) with a folk reputation as a meddler.